star lord, man! the legendary outlaw?
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which josuke shirt color is the best
a shirt without zippers to his NIPPLES
sometimes a bitch gotta air out damb
PANK BABY
that’s 100% pussy extract babe!
situations in the donkey kong country cartoon that the writers apparently thought were worthy of musical numbers
- a kremling is sad because he doesn’t have any friends and dixie consoles him
- cranky kong explains what a hologram is to dk and why a hologram can’t push a button
- diddy helps dk realize that he’s a robot now. this one sounds suspiciously similar to daft punk’s around the world
- diddy is having trouble speaking so dk and funky kong have him play charades so they can find out what’s wrong. diddy’s gesturing is accompanied by a saxophone solo
- cranky explains the symptoms of kongo bongo gone wrongo disease to candy and dixie
- king k. rool threatens to drop diddy off of a cliff if dk doesn’t give him a crystal coconut. this one was a rap battle
- this is later followed up by another rap battle in which dk tries to convince k. rool that the cyrstal coconut is cursed so he can take it back
- dk and some kremlings are sad that they can’t go to dk’s wedding so dk teaches the kremlings how to square dance
- candy and diddy play a metal song to try and wake dk up
- and, of course, the classic
they were right
Как приготовить тесто
“How to prepare the dough
- To begin with, take some flour
- Ah, no, the flour is sleeping. Let’s not bother her, she might bite
- We’ll prepare the dough some other time”
